Monday 2 September 2013

all teh vandems


Hello!

The Vandem Freeride went down! It brought all manner of excellent things. Here are a selection of them.

  • Taking a first run and footbraking into everything before quickly learning I wouldn't have to do that any more.
  • Having a speed trap with the board facing you to "incentivise" a vaguely aerodynamic tuck into weary legs
  • Totally legitimately overtaking Oli/him giving it a large airbrake and waving me through
  • Greetings from Pete as he zoomed by not 30 seconds off the push
  • Being happy as hell
  • Hearing music in your head whilst in your tuck/sequel office space from edits of the event you are skating at right now
  • The Chris Vanstone-Richard Auden Early Morning Hungover Winch For Escorting Large Objects From Pretend Guard Towers Procedure (T.C.V.R.A.E.M.H.W.F.E.L.O.F.P.G.T.P)
  • being happy as eff
  • thinking that it would be nice to have an enjoyable job, habitable vehicle and be able to make it to these things everywhere
  • Ready to skate sunday morning and seeing the residents of the campsite extract themselves from their alcohol fuelled stupors with varying degrees of success
  • running for vans
  • having traffic altercations in the uplift vehicles that were equally as entertaining as some of the questionable shenanigans being pulled on the hill
  • bringing enough lunch on the second day
  • Seeing and hearing how bloody happy everyone was
  • hearing people talk about how epic their last run was
  • having "cult wheels shred your mind" stickered on my leathers only for it to become "cult wheels shred" and hoping it wouldn't just become a shoddily cut up single gaffer taped on sticker
  • people not walking around on the hill
  • learning that one bend was called "The Wet Patch" but it wasn't actually wet
  • making up for not being very quick by tucking everything in sight and apexinging the living hell out of anything even slightly resembling an apex
  • being really fucking happy
  • enjoying fast runs as much as slow ones
  • putting in colemans to toesides in the shutdown zone and pretending to be Dom Kowalski
  • Hopping over bits of hay like an overexuberant giraffe
  • Bemoaning my tall but utterly made of nothing frame and decidedly tired tuck as I didn't get to the safety of the corners before the Borek caught up
  • pushing like it was a race to escape the "freeriders" and their art of dragging shenanigans from the most mundane scenarios
  • not getting overtaken by a grom
  • being able to sort of "keep up" with the faster dudes
  • being really, really effffff inngggggg happy

I think that's it for now. Thank you to everyone who made the thing happen and everyone who I shared the hill with. I love skating down hills and can't wait to do it all again soon.

Will

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